I gotta be me, I gotta be me

The dream that I see makes me what I am
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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this sounds like a really classy rap

pizza:

an epic trilogy

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
4staline: Proverbs 16:24

4staline:

Proverbs 16:24

mydarkenedeyes:

Kriakao

corsicans: tragic (par tigerlily ✩)

corsicans:

tragic (par tigerlily ✩)

wo-nderland:

groovymuttations:

what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot

can I call them toasty

im calling people toasty from now on ok

cutestofthecute:

(via)

I’m losing control.

This is so powerful and brings out my blaingst! headcannon…

forensic-dragons:

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards

saythewrongcranberry:

fandomblogger:

laugh-addict:

knees actually look like a tiny face is trying to push its way out of your leg though

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WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT HERE

a beauty but a funny girl